What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Thank you.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Sure.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?